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We Saw New Year’s Eve So You Don’t Have To

And please, don’t. Full review here.

New Year’s Eve feels like the movie adaptation of a vodka ad. There’s an orgy of pretty people wearing sparkly clothes, spewing lines of dialogue composed by a committee seemingly intent on selling things. They’re slogans, really. Like: “How do you explain the entire world coming together on one night?” “The countdown begins!” “Let’s do it!” “Somebody’s gonna have a happy New Year tonight!” “Are you amazed yet?” And “You may have just found The One.” Don’t tell me you can’t see every single one of these sentences on the side of a bus, printed in bold letters beneath a picture of a sweating bottle of vodka. Or hear them in the chorus of a Black Eyed Peas song—the auditory version of a vodka ad.

LULZ

(via jasminehare)