December 2008
You sit on a throne of lies. You’re a fake… You stink. You smell...
– Buddy the Elf, Elf
Anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
– Goth Kid, South Park
I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
– Alice, Alice in Wonderland
Don’t let the world bring you down, not everyone here is that fucked up and...
– (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma)
Here’s to hoping
Apparently it’s impossible for me to find friends? I don’t understand what happens, I find people who I think I’m friends with and who I consider to be my friends and then I ask them to do things, and people are too busy or whatever - then, they go back and do the same exact thing I asked them to do with other people and leave me out.
I don’t understand, at all. I never...
A woman carries her clothes, but it’s a shoe which carries a woman.
– Christian Louboutin
Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass,...
– Unknown
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way...
– “The Hollow Men,” T.S. Eliot
I have a slight addiction...
…to songs that feature my name, especially if they’re crazy bad country men singing about how amazing their Jessica/Jessie is. I’m also a fan of the crazy cute songs that I never would have thought of - reccomendation: Jessica by Kip Fox.
Just remember: nothing ever goes according to plan.
– Ludwig Beck, Valkyrie
Until then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses; but give me none in return, for...
– Napoleon Bonaparte, from a letter to Josephine.
So incredibly passionate and romantic! I love Napoleon.
Crayola Crayon Colors - A Timeline →
aatrunko:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
filigree:
“In response to educators’ requests, “Prussian blue” is renamed “midnight blue.” Teachers felt that children were no longer familiar enough with Prussian history to recognize that this crayon color referred to the famous deep-blue uniforms of Prussian soldiers.”
Prussia always amazes me. Like, a hundred years ago or so it was a big deal, right? ...
confession no. 1
stupidinboston:
saintnate:
I have never rung out any new year with a midnight kiss.
Neither have I.
Likewise!
Just because it’s Christmas (and at Christmas you tell the truth) - To me,...
– Mark, Love Actually
Life is full of interruptions and complications.
– Karl, Love Actually
You said I killed you - haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I...
– Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights